Mario Kart Wii Sooner Than Wii Thought?

The blokes at Eurogamer go about their writing in a different way than us folks here in the colonies. Instead of being a bunch of louts, they embed their rumors in verse -- mocking those who've not been privy to all the Fawlty Towers episodes.

Aha!, but they do not know us here at QPHQ are impervious to their Europeanery. Seems they've heard a juicy little bit of information regarding a "10 April" Japanese release of Mario Kart Wii from an, "inside source." Considering the window between release of Brawl in Japan and the U.S. is roughly five weeks, sounds like we might have some kart racing to catch up on before summer is in full swing. The real question: Will we all be able to put down our controllers from Brawl for long enough to get to Best Buy, none the less the kitchen, or the bathroom?!

More Portal to Come

Eurogamer reported today that there will, in fact, be more Portal. While they're still working out the finer details of the project, it will be more than "a bunch of new puzzles" according to Valve spokesman Doug Lombardi.

As someone who wears her Weighted Companion Cube t-shirt regularly and has "Still Alive" as her ring tone, I greeted this spectacular (though not entirely surprising) news with a little dance. I'll spare you all from the cake jokes though.