This Dude Has More Nintendo Stuff Than You

Clearly. And this is just the beginning. We'll spare you the rest of the photo layout -- it's kind of terrifying. Seriously though, we like Nintendo quite a bit (we've owned every Nintendo console evaaarrrrr!), but this is more than a bit much. And here I am, thinking it was weird that I still own a wind-up koopa troopa from a McDonald's Happy Meal...

At any rate, I suppose we applaud(?) the owner of this veritable menagerie of Nintendo-themed items and wish them the most of luck in their day to day social interactions with other humans. No no, take off the human skin mask first, then go out into public! Good!

(via Kotaku)