Kinky Gamers, Take Note

Holy. Crap. We don't know any ladies daring enough to sport this outfit (well, maybe a couple), but we're not exactly sure if we want to see that. Actually, we're sure that we do not want to see that; something about a mute child, dressed in a green tunic, holding a piece of triforce between a woman's breasts is...deeply unsettling. Anyways, Etsy user TheVintageDoctor makes her deeply unsettling wonderful creations out of strong materials that she promises will stand the test of time, or in this case, sexual escapades:

"All knit fabrics are pieced together with wooly nylon - not regular quilting thread. This means that the seams actually expand along with the garment and snap back to their orginal shape - normal thread has no stretch whatsoever and unravels very very easily on knits."

We'll take your word on that one, Doctor. One thing we do know for sure -- she has a large zebra print backdrop just laying around. Those interested in the item to the left need go no further than this shop here. You'll find something more bizarre than the LoZ corset...like an Alvin & the Chipmunks one. Yup. Stir that one around your noggin'.