Casual Monday -- Basketball is My Life Edition

Right off the bat, early Monday morning, QP is lying to you. While all of us here at QPHQ are heavily inspired by Charles Barkley's actions as a heroic basketball player in the future -- we are of course talking about Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, the ridiculous (and fully developed) role-playing game offered as freeware -- none of us here actively participate in the sport (or any sport for that matter, other than Calvinball.)

We're sorry about the lies upfront and we hope you'll recover; Allow the voluptuous text boxes flowing from Mr. Barkley's 16-bit face sooth your wounds -- like a Great Fairy Fountain, if you will. If you gobble up this week's casual offering before next Monday, well, you have too much time on your hands. Anyways, you should be playing Brawl. Even if the enthusiast press doesn't understand why people love Super Smash Bros. so much, you know better, you little Sherlock Holmes, you. Now go save the world, in turns, so that you can play basketball, so that everyone can play basketball -- assuming you'd want to play basketball of course.