Kinky Gamers, Take Note

Holy. Crap. We don't know any ladies daring enough to sport this outfit (well, maybe a couple), but we're not exactly sure if we want to see that. Actually, we're sure that we do not want to see that; something about a mute child, dressed in a green tunic, holding a piece of triforce between a woman's breasts is...deeply unsettling. Anyways, Etsy user TheVintageDoctor makes her deeply unsettling wonderful creations out of strong materials that she promises will stand the test of time, or in this case, sexual escapades:

"All knit fabrics are pieced together with wooly nylon - not regular quilting thread. This means that the seams actually expand along with the garment and snap back to their orginal shape - normal thread has no stretch whatsoever and unravels very very easily on knits."

We'll take your word on that one, Doctor. One thing we do know for sure -- she has a large zebra print backdrop just laying around. Those interested in the item to the left need go no further than this shop here. You'll find something more bizarre than the LoZ corset...like an Alvin & the Chipmunks one. Yup. Stir that one around your noggin'.

Creepiest Gallery Ever: Link Cosplayers

Undoubtedly, you awoke on this sunny Wednesday expecting to see some androgynous ladies, right? Well QP is all over that for you. Oh, I'm sorry, did you say you also want them dressed as Link from The Legend of Zelda series? Bang. Nailed it. The folks at DS Fanboy have gathered an entirely too large gallery of this lady and her friend as they pose in as many LoZ instances as they can. And no, until we have confirmation that these ladies are in fact over the legal age limit (that's like, 12 in Hyrule, right?), we make no statements regarding...anything. Click here for the whole gallery -- perv. (Yeah, we looked too...)